So I was out to lunch with my dad and he was telling me how when he worked at a big company and they'd take the corporate jet somewhere, they could sometimes talk the pilots into doing barrel rolls and loops and all sorts of cool tactical fighting manuevers. I thought how rad that would be. He also said that the pilots would call the corporate jet an "executive delivery tube."

We then got on the subject of my grandfather, who was a doctor. He delivered the first daughter of the Lear guy who started Lear Corporation, makers of fine executive delivery tubes. This guy obviously ruled because he named his first daughter "Shanda." Her name is Shanda Lear. You can't make that shit up.